Brian Doyle-Murray

as Tony

as Gnome (Voice)

as Frank Holliday

as Tony

as Flying Dutchman (voice)

as Flying Dutchman (voice)

as Self

as Flying Dutchman (voice)

as Flying Dutchman (voice)

as Bruce the 1st

as Stagehand

as Noel Nichols

as Frank Holliday

as Monsignor Sullivan

as Buddha

as Earl Stein

as Hank Murphy

as Jacob / Giant Peanut Butter Cup (voice)

as Jacob (voice)

as George Huntzinger

as Monsignor Ratliffe

as Harvey Miken

as Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb / Atomic Dutchman (voice)

as Blarney Bill

as Billy Berg

as Walt

as Baby Face Bryant (voice)

as Prince Huge (voice)

as Mr. Ehlert

as Self

as Charlie (voice)

as The Flying Dutchman (voice)

as Janitor

as Dr. Santa Claus

as Captain K'nuckles (voice)

as Coach Gills (voice)

as Boss

as Uncle Morty

as Coach Gills (voice)

as Clement C. Haydes

as Grandpa Spencer

as Coach Tiffany Gills (voice)

as Robert Singer

as Captain Garcia

as Mr. Pesky (voice)

as Self

as Al (voice)

as Bernie Fusterillio (voice)

as Tomato Face

as Self

as (voice)

as Ernie

as Artie Bauman (voice)

as Leo Andromedos (voice)

as Vicky's Father

as Priest

as Mr. Savitsky

as Panchax (voice)

as George Savitsky

as Gnomekop / Giant Gnomekop (voice)

as Jungle George (voice)

as Tow Truck Driver

as Cousin Edgar

as Finn McBride

as Kam Koerner

as Flying Dutchman (voice)

as Salty / Bidder #2 (voice)

as Luke (voice)

as (voice)

as Grumpy Senior

as Self

as Roy's Father

as Baloo the Bear (voice)

as Mr. Gifford

as Professor

as Old Beagle (voice)

as Wittgenstein (voice)

as Santa Claus

as Handyman

as Wittgenstein (voice)

as Larry Rogen / Tommy Tate

as Stuart Franklin

as Foreman Dave

as Testosterone (voice)

as Pete Gilroy

as Red Savage

as Jack (voice)

as Lasombra

as Bob Halverson

as Walt

as Mayor

as Referee

as Captain Conklin

as Nestor

as Harry

as Curtis

as Pete (voice)

as Burt Kovak

as Agnes Delrooney (voice)

as Skunk

as Sergeant Bill Hampton

as Harlan Black

as Buster Green

as Mr. Twitchell (voice)

as Noah Vanderhoff

as Jack Ruby

as Marshall Hunt

as Brian

as John MacKinney

as Gus Borden

as Johnny's Father

as Coach Snyder

as Frank Shirley

as Mel Sanger

as Psychiatrist

as Coach Evans

as Mr. Jones

as Earl Cross

as Brian Connelly

as Wayne

as District Attorney Neary

as Voit Zerbe

as Shaw

as Preacher

as Colonel Tolliver

as Piedmont

as Reverend

as Kamp Komfort Clerk

as Brian Stills

as Lou Loomis

as Self / Nixon Voter (uncredited)

as Various

as Self - Various Characters

as Patron / Self (uncredited)

as Referee / Priest (uncredited)

as Various (uncredited)

as Roy Quinn (uncredited)

as Patron (uncredited)

as Sid Vicious (uncredited)

as Townsperson / Patron (uncredited)

as Beachgoer (uncredited)

as Larry Petropopoulos (uncredited)

as Self (uncredited)

as Neil DiBlazee (uncredited)

as Tourist / Moviegoer (uncredited)

as Paramedic (uncredited)

as Carl (uncredited)

as Comedian (uncredited)

as Shipmate (uncredited)

as Russian Soldier (uncredited)

as Harland Conrad (uncredited)

as Caveman / Waiter (uncredited)

as Floral Shop Customer (uncredited)

as Detective