Allison Munn

as Mrs. Davis

as Cassy

as Cassy

as Carly Calhoun

as Bride / Mrs. Claus

as Anne Harper

as Donna Dreyfus

as Clarissa

as Kayte

as Dianne

as Tami Manly

as Mary

as Cindy

as Desk Clerk Charlotte

as Kelly

as Lauren

as Hannah

as Tina Haven

as Jackie

as Janice Scott

as Cindy

as Gretchen

as Emily Harlin

as Caillou Narrator (voice)

as Teacher (voice)

as Jester (voice)

as Porn Star (voice)

as (voice)

as Nurse (voice)

as Stripper (voice)

as Shopper (voice)

as Commercial Actress (voice)

as Wendy

as Caroline

as Sue Ellen Newton