Catherine Reitman

as Megan Bustamonte

as Fezzik / Inigo Montoya

as Kara

as Kate Foster

as Reporter (voice)

as Julia

as Debbie

as Lucy

as Shauna Mebane

as Hilary

as Pam

as Lisa Wertz

as Unbearable Industry Poser

as Female Co-Worker

as Vani

as Jessica Bard

as Zooey's Friend

as Penny Peterson

as Maggie

as Alison's Friend

as TV News Reporter

as Monique

as Henrietta

as Reporter #1

as Jordan

as Maureen Ponderosa

as Elsa (voice)

as Audience Member (voice)

as Heidi

as (voice)

as Wheel-Cher (voice)

as Excited Fan

as Victoria

as Nerdluck BUPKUS (voice)

as Self

as Janie

as Girl at Durenberger's

as 3rd Grade Student

as Girl with Puppy

as Granger Granddaughter