Joel Murray

as Danny Walsh

as George

as Don

as Commander Young

as Steven Lesca

as Motorcycle Cop

as Max Wheeler

as Chris

as Self

as Jim

as Himself

as Himself

as Paunch

as Rollie

as Joe Mueller

as Edwin Meese

as Gringo

as Pete

as Sheriff Cooper

as Wilson

as Ted

as Uncle Pete

as George Brevity

as Don (voice)

as Calloway

as Commander Mark Devlin

as Computer Professor

as Don (voice)

as Darren

as Frank

as Policeman Fire

as Eddie Jackson

as Doug Shapiro

as Dr. Jeffries

as Sam Bridgewater

as Mr. Reynolds

as Doug

as Fred Rumsen

as Crowley

as Doug Shapiro

as Andrew Kane

as Agent Martin Fields

as Robber #1

as Bobby Kent (2008)

as Balloon Sculptor God

as Petey

as Doug

as Nick

as Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons

as George Olsen

as Dante Langenhan

as Self

as Carl Bitterman (voice)

as Bus Driver #1

as Triffid (voice)

as Professor Triffid (voice)

as (voice)

as Larry

as Bartender

as Pete Cavanaugh

as Basketball Player

as Mr. Jones

as Beethoven (voice)

as Val's Date

as Ray Litvak

as Bert

as Treatment Booth Attendant

as Ken Epstein

as Milkman

as Norris Weldon

as Shopping Elvis / Paul

as Guest

as Bart Polanski

as George Calamari

as Chuck