Sam Whipple

as Wishing Will

as Dr. John Ballard

as Sheldon Fein

as Larry Henderson

as Artie

as Personal Manager

as Raincoat

as Makeup Artist

as Bert Jeeter

as Usher

as Sullivan's Producer

as Percival Osgood III

as Jughead Jones

as Dewey Kunkle

as Lloyd

as Phone Guy #1

as Sam

as Arthur Saxon

as Jailer

as Woodstock Guy

as Dean Feddick

as Kathleen's One-night Stand

as Gigio

as Zack Estep

as Jack Driscoll

as Bill

as Terry Hoffmeister

as Gary