Tim Quill

as Alan Sosa

as Captain McKinney

as Wayne Dubois

as Ted

as Rick Ericson

as Additional Maniac

as Brent Rocha

as Michael Giotti

as Michael

as Fast Eddie (segment "Dead Beat Daddy")

as Arvin Grayson

as Roy

as Mason Painter

as Gareth

as Josh Torren

as Billy

as Barney Barnaby

as Eric Martin

as Chet Grant

as Brian McDermott

as TV Reporter

as Garson McKeller

as Kevin O'Roarke

as Pvt. Joe Beletsky