Charles Dierkop

as Bank Robber

as Louie

as Foreman Pete

as Dr. Sawyer

as Zeke Foster

as Redwood

as Groundsman

as Sam Trent

as Mr. Weiderman

as Carl

as Roy Bean (segment "The Card Game")

as Business Man

as Collins

as Riverboat Poker Player (uncredited)

as Collins

as Waldo

as Biker Ben

as Mr. B

as Cooper

as Fan #1

as Orville Beecham

as Matson

as Crazy

as Traven

as Killer Santa (archive footage)

as Boat Gunman

as Mo Nimitz

as Killer Santa

as Hawkeye

as Choo Choo

as Viney

as Mickey Dowd

as Al Pacheco

as Walt

as Doctor Doom

as Igor

as Hurry Harry March

as Lenny

as Tom Platt

as Mouse

as Gas Attendant

as Det. Pete Royster

as Charlie

as Investigator William Hennessey

as Hood

as Floyd (Bodyguard)

as DeLuca

as (uncredited)

as Dave Rawlins

as Sam

as Traphagen

as Journalist Garcia / Major Dubay

as Patsy Fain

as Cpl. Fowler

as Nose

as Pistolero

as Keegan

as General

as Quinn

as Shields

as Airdale

as Gus

as Flat Nose Curry

as Arthur Kamber

as Janney

as Mr. Clean

as Radko

as Smitty

as Frank Gillis

as Makuta / John Marrish

as Slim

as Smitty

as Salvanti

as Lazlo Joyce

as Palo

as Tiger

as Bank robber (uncredited)

as Richie

as Iago Susich

as Morla

as Dustbag

as Nick Irish

as Horned Mutant

as Robinson

as Dumas

as Dokker

as Adolph

as Left-Handed Man

as Pool Room Hood (uncredited)

as Seaview Pilot (Uncredited)

as Larry

as Sawyer

as Nicholson

as Shorty

as Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)

as Arrest Suspect (uncredited)

as Boy who Gets Beaten Up (uncredited)

as Shushing man at concert (uncredited)

as Hungarian in Rail Yard (uncredited)

as Hood #1 (uncredited)

as Hood (uncredited)

as Registered Mail Clerk (uncredited)

as Shag's Friend (uncredited)

as Dan

as Silvee

as Barnett