William Marshall

as Self - Interviewee

as Officer James Lawford

as Cletus Sawney / Mr. Stitch

as Nazi Officer 1

as Danny Brown

as Carl

as Kevin

as Commando (segment "Invasion of Studio 69")

as Adam (Segment: Tormentor) / Adam (Segment: The Demon)

as Shane Manning

as Jake Frido

as Tom Ford

as Kevin / Thug #2

as Mr. Stitch / Cletus Sawney

as Eugene / Nerdy Nigel (Segments: The Ox) / Nerdy Nigel (Segments: Snake)

as Carl Jones

as DC Jed Spencer

as Daniel Collins

as Thomas Roberts

as Timo Gasto

as Lance Manning

as The Jock

as CID Officer Kevin Hills

as Officer Manning

as Nazi

as Father Lorenzo

as Detective Alex Grant