Jake Wood

as Gaffer Hexam

as The Gecko

as John (voice)

as Himself

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Panelist

as Max Branning

as Self

as Jurka

as Dermot Voss

as PC Alex Ryan

as Emil Maurice

as Dressler

as Ruffian

as Jimmy Dobbs

as Self - Contestant

as George

as Jimmy Dobbs

as Happy

as DS Pete Ainsworth

as DS Pete Ainsworth

as Checkpoint Soldier

as Judd

as Tony

as Karl Kruger

as Rio

as DC Pete Ainsworth

as James (segment "Grasshopper")

as Sav

as Barridge

as Androcles

as Assistant Director

as Karl Benson

as Carol Singer

as Mick

as Self

as L. Cpl. Stagg

as Self

as Pte. Kemp

as Ginger

as Bert

as Derek

as Hank

as Sailor

as The Burglar

as 1st Yob

as LCpl. Stagg

as Liam

as Jack

as Johnny

as Kill Crazy

as Paper Boy

as Delivery Boy

as Jimmy

as Rhys Proctor

as Toby Grant

as Little John

as Max Branning

as Jackson

as Sailor

as Footballer

as Wasp