Ryan Stiles

as Bill

as Bruce

as Dr. Bowers

as Bill Doty

as Self

as Slither (voice)

as Hoot (voice)

as Self

as Dr. Edwin Gould

as Mr. Moustachio / Burning Robot (voice)

as Himself

as Self

as Herb

as Sergeant Clift

as Self

as Self

as Spyro von Madman (voice)

as Vivian

as Self

as Self - Panelist

as Self

as Abraham Lincoln (uncredited)

as Self - Host

as Lewis Kiniski

as Vivian

as Dave

as CIA Agent Kinkaid

as Mac

as Rabinowitz

as Video Vogue Manager

as Boss

as 'Mailman' Farnham

as Sidewalk Santa

as Acolyte Monk #2

as Self

as Ryan

as Tall Suit