Sidney Livingstone

as Brad (segment "The Main Event")

as Gerald Bell

as Mr Buxton

as Brian Reader

as Priest

as Fred Holden

as Albie Valentine

as Bernard Mortimer

as Ken / Mr Minchin

as DI Kitchen

as Park Keeper

as Mr Phillips

as Andrew Carnes

as Albert

as Bailiff

as Barman

as Don Mitchinson

as Captain

as Mr. Douglas

as Harry Burrows

as Security Guard

as John

as Mordecai Smith

as Barman

as Oates

as Bingo Manager

as Barney

as Bailey

as Ronnie Thompson

as Porsche Driver

as Caravan Park Warden

as Auctioneer

as Stage manager

as Ned Price

as Police Sergeant

as Mr Brogan

as Police Constable

as Dennis

as PT Instructor

as Sgt Miles

as Frank Macey

as George

as Bert Daley

as Bert

as Fred Maple

as Borstal Instructor