Bill McKinney

as Self (archive footage)

as The Silent Boss

as Maitre D'

as Victor Burnett

as Crime Scene Cop

as Benjamin Gregor

as Satellite Cashier

as Bernie

as Mr. Hill

as Grandfather

as Acme VP, Nitpicking

as Self

as Jack Van Hay

as Mack

as Self

as Liver-Eating Jones

as Butch Maggart

as Roy Minter

as Verlon Borges

as Matt

as Frédéric's Agressor #1 (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Kolchak

as Sheriff

as Jonah Hex (voice)

as Mack

as Engineer

as Capt. Finney N.H.P.

as Drew

as Father Burke

as Miller

as Wilson

as Charlie Demsey

as Harlan Pinder

as Head Coach

as Sheriff Kyle

as Sheriff Kyle

as "Big Daddy" Don Garlits

as Clint

as Royko

as State Police Capt. Dave Kern

as Pop McCormick

as Kilpatrick

as Mr. Warner

as Taggart

as Draper

as Dallas

as Lefty LeBow

as Marvin Dill

as Barrett

as Tommy Clark

as Dallas, Treasurer Biker

as Willie

as Constable

as Jail Cop

as Jay Cobb

as Cade Redman

as Terrill

as Reverend Peabody

as Johnny Bagley

as Deputy Shanks

as Badger

as Drago Wellman

as Cpl. Crawley

as Pratt

as Abel Lonegan

as Parallax Assassin

as Crazy Driver

as Mr. Brown

as Willy Coggins

as Sergeant

as Buck Cherney

as Purdy

as Fermel Parlee

as Mountain Man

as Buddy Taylor (uncredited)

as Red Terwiliger

as Luke Basket

as Lobo

as Shotgun

as Bearded Gunfighter (uncredited)

as Steve St. John

as Janitor

as Crewman #1