Paul Ganus

as Professor Gibb

as Ranger Rodman

as Narrator (voice)

as Stanford Coach

as Dr. Chandler

as Richard Nixon

as Chief Kip Caldwell

as Pirate Adam Crampton

as Captain Armstrong

as Assistant S.A.I.C. Tanner

as Lonnie McMahon

as Dr. Porter Davidson

as Man

as Mr. Danes

as Fred Holland

as Mark Hastings

as Kenneth Collman

as Handler

as Mr. Jackson

as Hurried Man

as Bart

as Det. Winters

as Bill Carpenter

as Primatech Agent

as Handsome Man

as American Counsel

as Co-Pilot

as Lawyer

as Bar Manager

as Trainer

as Dr. David Griffith

as Harvey Greenblatt

as Banker (1983)

as Doyle Roden, Deputy Director Department of Energy

as Ethan

as FBI Agent

as Sean

as FBI Agent

as Desk Attendant

as CIA Staffer

as (segment "Airtime")

as Police Officer

as Robert

as Prison Guard

as Joe Bender (segment "Get Your Kicks at Motel 66")

as Frank

as Connor

as Tony

as Desk Cop #2

as Jim

as Tyson Keen

as Lewis

as Uniformed Cop #2

as P. A.

as Rookie Cop

as Derrick

as Jack