River L. Ramirez

as Gordon Spaghetti / Fettuccini Enthusiast / Paramedic / Minivan Baby (voice)

as Toast

as Estefani, Bank of America Rep

as River

as Charlie 'Strongarm' (voice)

as Loretta

as Maria

as Lorelei Ramirez

as Sonia

as Peggy

as Constance St. Cloud

as Agent Martinez

as Cocaine Woman

as Sam

as Protester

as Jasmine