Chuck McCollum

as JR Simon

as Musical Director Johnson

as Judge Bolding

as Athletic Trainer

as Pretenious Man

as Drake Rogers (segment "Total Copy")

as Lacey Pierce

as Philip

as Morgan Brooks

as Auctioneer

as Arthur

as Rodney

as Rodeo Announcer

as Surgeon

as Surgeon

as Union Rep

as Below-the-Line Agent

as Wayne

as Neighbor

as Colonel Browning

as Lieutenant Green

as Arthur

as Committee Chairperson

as Loan Officer

as Vince

as Coroner

as Bud Tancock

as Admiral

as Clerk

as Self

as Tom O'Brien

as Urologist

as Dickie Johnson

as Police Station Drunk

as Meteor Man

as Sorehead

as Guard