Steve Austin

as (archive footage)

as Dr. Boner McJoy

as Dr. Boner McJoy

as Gary

as (Non-Sex)

as Nonsex

as (archive footage)

as Sergeant Joe Thursday

as (as Pop Eye)

as Squire of Pennypinch

as Dr. Bones McJoy

as Dr. Boner McJoy

as Jerry Fibler

as Sidney Lakey

as (uncredited)

as Wayne

as Artie Pressman (Non-Sex)

as Man #2

as (archive footage)