Robert Carlyle

as Jack Ruby

as DCS Dave Cook

as Sam Hagen

as Sherlock Holmes

as Fugler

as Papa Dick

as Gary 'Gaz' Schofield

as Robert Sutherland

as Ogilvy

as John Lennon (uncredited)

as Begbie / Begbie's Father

as Self

as Self

as Barney

as Lachlan MacAldonich

as Mr. Gold / Rumplestiltskin / Weaver

as Self

as Nicholas Rush

as Narrator

as Lucy's Father

as Father MacAvoy

as Jacko

as Charlie

as John MacCormick

as Shaun

as Self

as David Russell

as Rob Morrison

as Donald Harris

as Self

as Robert

as Durza

as Self

as Frank Keane

as Self

as Sergei Karpovich

as Danny Devine

as DI Tom Monroe

as DI Tom Monroe

as O

as Self

as King James I

as Adolf Hitler

as Self / Narrator (voice)

as David O'Sullivan

as Jimmy

as Felix DeSouza

as Major Ian Campbell

as Eric Wirral

as Self

as Daffy

as Malachy McCourt

as Renard

as Ives / Colqhoun

as Will Plunkett

as John Joe 'Jo Jo' McCann

as Ray

as Gary "Gaz" Schofield

as George Lennox

as Begbie

as Nick Cameron

as Chris

as Hamish Macbeth

as Graham

as Albie Kinsella

as Peter Camaron

as Priest

as DC Robert Preston

as Nosty

as Albie

as Richard Fascetti

as Stevie

as Big Woodsy

as Spanky Farrell

as Nosty

as Graham

as Dan