Randy Quaid

as Postman

as Gordon

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Randy Quaid

as Himself

as Coach Lew Tuttle

as Reuben

as King Carlos IV

as Melvin

as Rockin' Rory (voice)

as Captain Flint

as Bill Guerrard

as Tornado Tommy Dixon

as Joe Aguirre

as Alameda Slim (voice) (archive sound)

as 'Colonel' Tom Parker

as Self

as Eli Rockwood

as Tornado Tommy

as Tornado Tommy Dixon

as Irwin Sikorski

as Alameda Slim (voice)

as Eddie Johnson

as Jock Jensen

as Ted Mirabeau

as Vic Davies

as Charlie

as Jerry James

as Bruno

as Madman McKlusky

as Mr. Briggs

as Dr. Michael McCann

as Self

as Michael Doyle (segment "After Life")

as Phil Chadway

as Cappy von Trapment

as President A. Thorton Osgood II

as Jack Woods

as Jeremy Dillon

as Doc Woods / Doc Holliday

as Pat Utley

as Lenny

as General George S. Merlin

as Sheriff Mike Collins

as Phil

as Cousin Eddie

as Tennessee State Trooper (uncredited)

as Ishmael Boorg

as Self (archive footage)

as Russell Casse

as Randy Weaver

as Randy Weaver

as Sheriff Miller

as Sam Burns

as Allan Hansen

as John Wesley Hardin

as Detective Steve Carella

as Vic Damico

as Taylor

as Lenny Benedetti

as Jim Flynn

as Johnny (ucredited)

as Michael McDougal

as The Monster

as Elijah C. Skuggs

as Self - Guest

as Elmer Scheele

as Self

as Dwight Davis

as Lester Marlow

as Jack Cloud

as Loomis

as Tim Dalander

as Cousin Eddie

as Feet Samuels

as Mark Devereaux

as Lester

as Nick Laemle

as Kenny Lee

as Narrator (voice)

as Peter Blunt

as Frank / Cornall Crawford

as Pete Suvak

as Lieutenant Vincent Bracey

as Lyndon Baines Johnson

as Juan

as Sheriff Loomis

as Martin

as Moose Granger

as Charlie

as Harold "Mitch" Mitchell

as Cousin Eddie

as Evan Coleman

as Putzi Hanfstaengel

as Kentuck

as Charlie

as Lenny Small

as Clell Miller

as Clayton Ritchie

as Chet Watson

as Jay

as Grat Dalton

as Jimmy Booth

as Dean Proust

as Ranger Quentin Hammond

as Luther Johnson

as Tittle Tod

as Self - Various Characters

as Paul (uncredited)

as Hawk Hawkins

as Carl Grant

as Virgil

as Meadows

as Leroy

as Finch Feather

as Professor Hosquith

as Herbie

as Lester Marlow