Thomas Haden Church

as Samson Holt

as Phil

as Merle

as Agent Stone

as Trevor Sullivan (voice)

as Lloyd

as Flint Marko / Sandman

as Narrator (voice)

as Col. Norton

as Salt Water Redneck

as Lobster Johnson

as Grady

as Robert DuFresne

as Willie

as Leo Holt

as Ray

as Jay Wilkins

as Charlie

as Bruce Landry

as Ansel Smith

as Tal Hajus

as Duncan Mee

as Paul

as Self

as Self

as Ranger Chet Masterson

as Mr. Griffith

as Quillgin (voice)

as Self

as Hartman

as Tazer (voice)

as Johnny Whitefeather

as Don McKay

as Chuck Wetherhold

as Sandman / Flint Marko

as Brooks the Crow (voice)

as Brawndo CEO

as Tom Harte

as self

as Dwayne (voice)

as Self

as Mike (Realtor)

as Jack

as Lyle Van de Groot

as Killer Moth (voice)

as Agent Madsen / Trooper (uncredited)

as David Hardwick

as Killer

as Self

as Doo Dah

as Quigley

as Death's Assistant

as (voice)

as The Strobe

as Steven Troy

as Larry

as Dr. Chris Stillman

as Drew Oslett Jr.

as Grimaldi

as Don

as Lyle Van de Groot

as Ned Dorsey

as Roach

as Billy Clanton

as Nelson Hareem

as Self - Guest

as Lowell Mather

as Leon Ross

as Dwight Jesmer

as Tony

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as Gordie Brown

as Hal

as Tazer (voice)