Dennis Haskins

as Sam Bennett

as Mr. Collins

as Senator Stevens

as Bob Jenkins

as Sam Bennett

as Deconnard

as Mob Guy

as Mr. Delaney

as Santa Claus

as Dennis

as Himself

as Snake Oil Salesman

as Father

as Pat

as Santa

as Priest

as Dennis

as Professor Wood

as Reverend Bowen

as Richard Belding

as Mark Slattiver

as Dean Sitlong

as Dr. Shultz

as Bill

as Satanist #2

as Phil Beachum

as Himself

as Pizza shop owner

as Sheriff Thomas

as Judiciary Committee Panel Member

as Chris Murray

as Principal Richard belding/jigsaw/judge

as Mr. Makepiece

as Ronald Smith

as Captain Dale Landry

as Uncle Frank

as Mr. Kohls

as CEO Donor

as Boyd

as Dennis Haskins

as Self

as Psychiatrist

as Traffic Officer

as Mr. Belding

as Mr. Belding

as Mr. Belding

as Mr. Belding

as Coach MacIntyre

as Steven Fish

as Mr. Richard Belding (archive footage)

as Richard Belding

as Richard Belding

as Hal Latimer

as man in station wagon

as Bledsoe (segment "Voices in the Earth")

as Airline Attendant

as Paramedic

as Del Haynes

as Officer

as Plant Worker