Henry Gibson

as Shorts

as Self

as Lord Pain (voice)

as Mr. Numblitz (voice)

as Tour Guide (segment "Wraparound")

as Father O'Neil

as Judge Brown

as Bagley (voice)

as Merv Stimpleton (voice)

as Funeral Home Director (uncredited)

as Dr. Bollas

as Police Chief Jesse Curry

as Dr. Meelbow

as Ralph Tyler

as Merv Stimpleton (voice)

as Reilly O'Reilly

as Phil Hostetler

as Lord Pain

as Clifford Sloane

as Bucky

as Frank Ralston

as Self

as Thurston Howell

as Merv Stimpleton (voice)

as Blue Planet (voice)

as Mr. Berry

as Sandman

as Self

as Rhino (voice)

as Marul

as Dr. Edward Bellichek

as Bob Jenkins (voice)

as Bob Jenkins / Travis (voice)

as Adolf Eichmann (voice)

as Mr. Quigley

as Judge Samuels

as Witch Judge

as Albert Robinson

as William Leaky

as Ravetch

as Cat in the Hat (voice)

as Dr. Knutsen

as Mothmeyer (voice)

as Flashy (voice)

as Stanhope (archive footage)

as Sodomite Mental Patient (voice)

as Priest

as Doctor Applecheek (voice)

as Nilva

as Henry Gibson

as Father Fluke (voice)

as Mr. Lodgepoole

as Barber (voice)

as Camp Director (voice)

as Big John Coot

as Sir Buffoon

as Employee Fired for Smoking

as E. Mitchell Armstrong

as Stanhope (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

as Jake

as Train Conductor

as Ted Tilly

as Dr. Werner Klopek

as Ike Roscoe

as Mr. Wormwood

as Hale Buchman

as Robert

as Dr. Philip Pennyworth

as Eleroo (voice)

as Announcer

as Nabbit (voice)

as Pinky Burnette

as (segment "Welcome to Winfield")

as Eleroo (voice)

as Harold Banner

as Oliver Thissle

as Vice Principal Roman Ing

as Downer

as Hotel clerk (uncredited)

as Donald Crane

as Art Schmeckle

as Maurice Avocado

as Dr. Eugene Nortz

as Ronald Mills

as George

as Bobby Hammer

as Head Nazi

as Igor

as Fred Bott

as Self

as Sometimes

as Milt Cavanaugh

as Fred Wade

as Max (voice)

as Rolly Royce

as Abe Rand

as Harry

as Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")

as General Pecheur

as Mariposa

as Nikolas

as Haven Hamilton

as Mr. Grundy

as Dr. Verringer

as Wilbur (voice)

as Walt

as Clifford

as Lennie Granger

as Self

as Dancer (uncredited)

as Regular Performer

as Self

as Self (uncredited)

as Charlie Horse

as Smith

as Gibson, College Student

as Self

as Self

as Quirt Manly

as Self