Keith Allen

as Erasmus Sisman

as Miller

as Dai Williams

as Self (Narrator)

as Superintendent Roberts

as Paulie

as Dave Simms

as John Cooper

as Narrator

as Groad

as Dougie

as Himself

as Self

as Charles

as Sagot

as Terry

as Paul Fox

as Jimbo

as Tony Lefevre

as Self

as Señor Big

as Collins

as Robbie Griffiths

as Nicholas Mason

as Dave

as Victor

as Peter Smith

as Tash

as Spoken Quotations (voice)

as Minto

as Pew

as Neil Jenkins

as D.I. Hale

as D.I. Hale

as Richard Moat

as Danny Dixon

as Martin

as Self - Presenter / Narrator

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Richard Mansfield

as Jack

as Self - Presenter

as Sir James Corson

as Norman

as Self

as Sheriff of Nottingham

as Self

as Self

as Himself

as Pontius Pilate

as Self - Presenter

as G.R.

as L'homme de la piscine

as Irving Berlin

as Himself

as Tony Whitman

as Diaz

as Repo Man

as Self (archive footage)

as Major General Colin Gubbins

as Adam

as Lou

as Self

as Roger Ames

as David

as Himself

as Self

as Trevor

as Mr. Marlish

as James Napeworth

as Vagitus Aspiration

as Successful Fella (video 'Country House')

as Dave 'Mouse Ear' Smith

as Vinnie

as Dr Jones

as Jessica's Husband

as Jack Denby

as Ken

as Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Slick Sloan

as Dr. William Palmer

as Dexter

as Self

as Milkman

as Byron Flitch

as Emrys

as Harry Marx

as Gordon Shoals

as Shelley

as Dealer

as Marcus

as Mike

as Presenter

as Brady

as Hugo

as Jonas Chuzzlewit

as John

as Jeff Wagland

as Lenny

as Gilmour

as Quentin

as Dave Basker

as Jack Doyle

as Game Show Host

as French Maid

as Ghenghis

as Martin Aimless

as Bonehead/Gourmet Detective

as Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner

as Roy Brush

as Foreign Secretary

as Davy

as Ass. Ludwig

as Jackson Pace

as Green Party Leader

as Southgate

as Lenny Bexley

as Mason/Gondolier

as Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

as Self

as Det. Supt. Alan Horsefell

as Det Supt Alan Horsfell

as Kevin

as Bar Man

as Self

as Thompson

as Kevin

as Patrick

as Film Exec/Camp Actor 2/Celebrity

as James Hammett

as John Peter Barrie

as Wong

as Lenny

as Bonehead

as Kay's Husband

as Gino

as Mr Bastardos

as Brian Epstein

as Pestilence

as Mike - Stockroom

as Brian Epstein

as Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard

as Gino

as Bonehead

as Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity

as Patrick

as Kevin

as Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

as Mason/Gondolier

as Green Leader

as Monologist

as Heckler

as Self

as Self - Host

as Keithski