Mark Gagliardi

as Statler/Various

as Statler / The Swedish Chef / Tatooey Rat / Gil

as Statler / Mad Man Mooney

as Gus Gorilla (voice)

as Father Chuck Donnelly

as Dude Tourist

as Auctioneer

as David

as Additional Voices

as Walter Lee

as Larry Stone

as Croach the Tracker

as Rhombulus' Hands / Pizza Guy (voice)

as Captain Seabunny (voice)

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Police Officer / Prince / Waiter (voice)

as Prince Larry Kelpbottom / Additional Voices (voice)

as Lord Lucitor (voice)

as Pizza Guy / Additional Voices (voice)

as Quirky Guy (voice)

as Conjoinican (voice)

as Man Arm (voice)

as Boo Fly (voice)

as Himself - Narrator

as Priest

as Mr. Hyde

as Bakery Employee

as Woodsman

as Quartet Leader

as Stars & Garters / Tosh Tompkins / Enzo (voice)

as Rocco (voice)

as Rocco / Black Maria / Ninja Waiter 1 (voice)

as Enzo / Monarch Henchman (voice)

as Rocco / Hogfish (voice)

as Enzo / Cop / Yound Buddy Manstrong (voice)

as Tosh Tompkins / Stars & Garters / Loan Officer (voice)

as Enzo / The Splotch (voice)

as Ramburglar / Illuminati 2 / Illuminati 3 (voice)

as People at the Party

as Giovanni

as Produce Guy