Ptolemy Slocum

as Mike Murphy

as Richard

as Seth

as Bill

as Marcel

as Corporate Man

as Greg

as Paulie

as Manning

as Dr. Markonen

as Ken

as Focus Group Participant

as Technician

as Carl

as Tibor

as Sylvester

as Sylvester

as Luke

as Linus

as George

as Doc Greeley

as Raymond Doyle

as Nerdy Dad

as Hugo

as Self

as Jeff

as Preston

as Shift Manager

as Dr. Clayton

as Roger

as Cody Marshall

as Rolf

as Waiter

as Bart Comstock

as Larry - Suburban Man #2

as Jeweler

as History Teacher

as Borders Assistant #1

as Mark Young

as Ellen's Assistant

as Oswald Patterson

as Larry

as Sheldon Bemis

as Ron

as Himself / Denito

as Self / Duck Bandit

as Actor

as Actor

as Business Card Homeless Man

as Hazlitt Granville-Bakerman

as Hazlitt Granville-Bakerman (uncredited)

as Backpacker

as Hazlitt Granville-Bakerman (uncredited)

as Hazlitt Granville-Bakerman

as Himself / Hazlitt Granville-Bakerman

as Hazlitt Granville Bakerman

as Self / Internet Charlie

as Actor

as Himself

as Keith

as Self

as 1040EZ Taxpayer

as Himself

as Actor

as Self

as Father William