Matt Braunger

as Dan

as Self

as Self

as Brad

as Guy

as Himself

as Officer Mitch Maloof

as Bud

as Reggie

as Bob

as Ralph

as Matt

as Terry

as Self

as Self

as Himself

as Dr. Samberly

as Jeremy

as Injured Deer (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Dennis

as Confederate Guard

as Vet

as Virginity Jesse

as Himself

as Self

as Gene

as Kevin

as Highway Patrol Officer

as Darrell

as Dale

as Detective Ron Mathis

as Grandpa Mathis

as Mountain Police

as Rick

as Patient

as Gary Halberstadt

as King Arthur / Vampire Nazi / Last Man On Earth

as Odell

as Deli Customer

as Detective Bastard

as Bruce Springsteen

as Self

as Self