Michael Jeter

as Self

as Mr. Noodle's Brother (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Mr. Noodle

as Smokey / Steamer

as Otto Kringelein (segment "Grand Hotel")

as Mr. Noodle

as Percy

as Bill Jeffries (voice) (uncredited)

as Bill Jeffries

as Toto

as Mr. Noodle

as Mr. Noodle's Brother, Mr. Noodle

as Self

as Mr. Noodle

as Udesky

as Gerald Weems

as Mr. Noodle

as Self / Eduard Delacroix

as Uncle Jude

as Eduard Delacroix

as Avron

as Dale Porthouse

as Rudy

as Oras

as Dr. Jarvis

as Biederman (voice)

as Sticks

as Ron Bumquist

as Pindar

as Bill Driscoll

as Quincy Thorpe

as Edwin

as Norm Snively

as Arvo

as Lawrence Rosewood

as Arnold Wiggins

as Mr. Barbour

as Old Gregor

as Earl Leedy

as Mr. Goldstone

as Gus Zimmerman

as Bob Ryan

as Dr. William Blay (voice)

as Father Ignatius

as Night Clerk 1

as Carson Callas

as Bob Black

as Peter Lebeck

as Self

as Homeless Cabaret Singer

as Adolph

as Herman Stiles

as Dr. Enoch

as Skinner

as Vernon

as Dr. Krantz

as Vic

as Dr. Art Makter

as Calvin Klein

as Arnie

as Confessing Crook in Holding Cell

as Freshman #2

as Mr. Kelp

as Baby / Bill the Lizard / Dormouse

as Special Reporter

as George Gardner

as Sheldon

as Max Galt

as Self

as Self - Performer / Winner

as Self (archive footage)

as Arnold Wiggins

as Self - Nominee