Charlie Condou

as Gary Gabbastone

as Mitjan (voice)

as Nino (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Father Alphonse

as Bedemeier

as Interviewer (voice)

as Elf

as Renoir

as Jonatton Yeah?

as X

as X

as Max

as Auguste

as Sam

as Giles

as Lenny

as Nino

as Perry Fleming

as Jake Foley

as Cadet (uncredited)

as Karl Elves

as Kid with mouth fixation

as Jason Stubbs

as Private Benedict Grinter

as Peter Murray

as Mirek

as Brother 2

as David Williamson

as Billy Vandam

as Leonard Draycott

as Martin