Steve Franken

as Cardinal Colbert

as Percy

as Self (archive footage)

as Medical Examiner

as Bud (voice)

as Stuart Elliott

as Baker

as Mr. Janus (voice)

as General Socka

as Administrator

as Pastor

as Jeffries

as Teacher

as Jerry

as Vasili

as Sam Davis

as Professor Eugene Atwater (voice)

as President Generic (voice)

as Hank Travis

as Professor Graves

as Mr. Birdwell

as Rundle (voice)

as Dan Greenspan

as Dr. J

as Hans Hupp

as Brendan

as Mr. Birdwell

as Mr. Sexton

as Lawyer

as Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.

as Moda Clerk

as Walt, the Pilot

as Dr. Fritz Hauptmann

as Harvey Hamilcard III

as Dr. Morton Schiller

as Tunridge

as Virgil Quinby

as Peter Williams

as Church Organist

as Steve Torres

as Patient

as Tom

as Flex

as Paul Gladstone

as Vendor

as Henry McDade

as Rick

as Murray

as White

as Harry Mason

as Alan Drummond

as Student Driver

as Chatsworth Osbourne

as Dr. Kitei

as Fred

as l'enfant solitaire

as Murry Tesko

as Donald Goldman

as Traffic Controller

as Dr. Charles Crennis

as Don West

as Edward Foreman

as Edward Novak

as Clerk

as Shimon Levin

as Arnie Goldman

as Technican

as Henry Maitland

as Doctor

as Bob Rasmussen

as Kurt Balks

as Dr. Peter Mitchell (segment "The House")

as Jonas Lasser

as Peter Bland

as Jay

as Carl

as Marty

as Duke

as Roger

as Robin

as Mel Gottlieb

as Hal Johnson

as Rabbi Elliott Tannenbaum

as The Ferret - Ralph Salisbury

as Albert Porter

as Officer Albert Porter

as Levinson

as Akim Hadramut

as Corporal

as P.O.W. Lieutenant

as Akim Hadramut

as John

as Danny McKee, the Electrician

as Young Sailor

as Dick Moran

as Hawkins

as Orvis

as Cousin Henry

as Bruce

as Juke

as George

as Homer Bedloe Jr.

as Sampan

as Lt. Sam Panosian

as Ensign Clifford Bender

as Al Morgan

as Ruck

as Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.

as Willie Betterley

as Boy in Lineup

as Dressing Room Well-Wisher (uncredited)