Carroll O'Connor

as Self

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self

as Marty O'Reilly

as Jack 'Balls' O'Malley

as Leo Barnes

as Bill Gillespie

as Bill Gillespie

as Bill Gillespie

as Bill Gillespie

as Jake Gordon

as Sheriff William O. 'Bill' Gillespie

as Gus Stemple

as Bill Gillespie

as Lewis May

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Frank Nolan

as Archie Bunker

as Frank Skeffington

as El mismo

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Willie

as Self

as Self

as John P. Wintergreen

as Joe Gray

as Archie Bunker

as Major General Colt

as Lt. Christy French

as Lester Locke

as Mr. Davis

as Myles Donovan

as Frank Austin

as Self - Guest

as Maj. Gen. Maxwell Hunter

as Self

as Sheriff John Copperud

as Brewster

as Paul Jerez

as General Parker

as Charles Bromley

as Josef Varsh

as Gen. Southall / Col. Phil Southall

as General Bolt

as Fabian Lavendor

as Dr. Karolyi

as Lt. Commander Burke

as Grover Cleveland

as Walter B. Brach

as Old John

as Lawson

as Capt. Ted Eyck

as O'Rourke

as Johann Sutter

as Sheriff Bray

as Deimos

as Casca

as Harry Clark

as Self

as Self

as Hamilcar Q. Glure

as Mr. Griffith

as Hinton

as Self

as Self - Co-Host

as Roy Drummond

as David Burnside

as Joshua Ryder

as Dr. Hugh Morgan

as Bernie Breck

as Fireman (uncredited)

as Firechief (uncredited)

as Matt Kenan

as Barney Lubin

as Arnie Kurtz

as Henry Gresham

as Tom Slayden

as Owen Oliver

as Tony Corran

as Self - Presenter

as Hootie Kyle

as Major Vanscoy

as Mr. Davis

as Frank Skeffington

as Self - Nominee

as Self - Nominee / Presenter