David Haig

as Nicholas

as Archie Glover-Morgan

as Mr Wilson

as Bernard

as Bill

as Bill Pargrave

as The Player

as George Frideric Handel

as Sir Charles Carter

as Self

as Carlo Edwards

as Oscar Putney

as Gerald Wright

as Prime Minister Jim Hacker

as Self

as Jon Norton

as Sir George Sinclair

as Elliot

as Charles Dickens

as Rudyard Kipling

as Bride's Father

as General Vandenberg

as Steve Fleming

as Major Hugh Horton

as Sir Anthony Reeves

as Clint Hill

as Howard Wade

as Luzhin

as Riorden Jnr

as Park Keeper (voice)

as Col. Bonnet

as Richard Beare

as George Jeffers

as Detective Inspector Derek Grim

as David Miller

as Lionel Virley

as Bernard the Groom - Wedding Two

as Graham

as Major Tom Cadman

as Captain Robert Battersby

as Harold Nicolson

as Dr. Haselden

as Cully Randall

as Guffy Randall

as Wilfred Paterson

as Peter Rhodes

as Colin Jenkins

as Colin Jenkins

as Palatial House Flunkey

as Ash

as Mirek Grabinski

as Colin Jenkins

as Bill Brock

as Alex Randolph

as Pangol

as Todman

as Forres

as Pangol