Phil Davis

as Harry

as Alastair Morgan

as John Riley

as Nigel

as Edward Warren

as David Hexell

as Vance

as Self

as Dickie Bow

as Mayor Ray Turnbull

as DI Liam Cox

as Old man

as Happy

as Self

as Victor Ross

as Vic Ross

as Vic

as Jed

as Dave

as Narrator

as Mayor Terry Barton

as Granddad Evans

as Fyfe

as Jukes

as Harry Parkinson

as Self

as Brian

as Jimmy

as Neumann

as Tom Piper

as Inspector Gilbert

as Bill Weybridge

as Sam Cotton

as Grandad

as Jud Paynter

as Charles McMoran Wilson

as Self

as Bill

as Philip

as Peter

as Severus

as Tony Nicholas

as Brian

as Self - Narrator

as Threads

as Ray Collins

as Ray

as Jim Chandler

as Self - Participant

as Theo Wyre

as Micky Joy

as Jack

as Frank Spicer

as Ron Poynter

as Jeff

as Sir David

as Stubbs

as Brian Edwards

as Mr. Stone

as Ray Miles

as Johnny Sands

as Captain Hatch

as The Gleeman

as Wilfrid Brambell

as Chas Cale

as CI Albert Custer

as Martin Burns

as Sergeant

as Self

as Rudi

as Mic Danes

as Brian Bangs

as Master Servant Robinson

as Himself

as Guardi

as Smallweed

as Tim Perkins

as Ernest Eccles

as Lucius

as Paul Barker

as Kennedy

as Stan

as Denis

as Frank O'Reilly

as Tony Cottis

as Gavin Gibson

as Brooker

as Det. Inspector Baird

as Marion Maloney

as Archie

as Archie

as Roy Lodge

as Chaz Hadley

as Philip

as Nick

as Graham

as Limo Driver

as Julian

as Roy

as Gary Cooper

as Cabbie

as Simon

as Man in Suit

as Custody Sergeant

as Detective

as Paul Thompson

as Westy

as Kevin

as Walter 'Wally' Fagin

as Henry

as Count Istvan

as Yeti

as Cyril Bender

as Finn

as Lonesome Cowboy

as Young John Stanfield

as Roland Sherman

as Lazarus

as Billy Bedlam

as Yeti

as Finn

as Edward Young

as Prince John

as Frog

as Self

as Roadie

as Eric

as 2nd Youth (as Philip Davis)

as Dick

as Post office clerk

as Crow's Nest Lookout (uncredited)

as Eddie

as Chalky

as Kevin

as Tinker

as Billy Turner

as Mr. Destry

as Ray

as Kid

as Tony Timson

as Tom Scott

as Dick

as Johnny Sheeham

as Steve

as 2nd Homosexual Lover (uncredited)

as 2nd Youth (as Philip Davis)

as Mr. Destry

as Kid

as Post Office Clerk

as General Bernard L. Montgomery