Chris Owen

as Ross the Cashier

as Tom

as Matt Clark

as Thirty-Year-Old Gil

as Matthew

as Floyd

as Fiance

as Officer Young

as Chuck Sherman

as Burt

as Wick

as Nelson

as Igniter Boy

as Nick

as Will

as Norm

as Taylor the Clerk

as Booker

as Sherman

as Kevin Decker

as Huey

as First Soldier

as Booker

as Lenny

as Frankie

as Trent Barker

as Pierson

as Trainee

as Suicidal Freshman

as Chuck Sherman

as Davis

as Isaac

as Chuck Sherman

as Quentin Wilson

as Derek Funkhouser Rutley

as Klepto Kid

as Steve

as Sam

as Hal

as Troy Wedberg

as Cadet Wuliger

as Harrassing Boy

as Scut Farcus

as Neil Hawkins

as Ned

as Jorge Zebrowski

as Josh