Ricky Tomlinson

as Self - Actor

as Himself

as Self

as Self / Jim Royle (archive footage)

as Phil Reilly

as Self / Jim Royle (archive footage)

as Self

as Crockett

as Dad

as Himself

as Self

as Self

as Narrator

as Bert Wildgoose

as Narrator

as Dad (segment "Tellin' Dad")

as Himself

as Mick

as Dad

as Self

as Moobin

as Self

as Paedo Pete

as John's Grandad

as Self - Guest

as Self - Contestant

as Himself

as Ken Burton

as Warren

as Jim Royle

as Self

as Self

as Self - Participant

as Jim

as Self

as Jim Royle

as Mayor

as Self

as Jim Royle

as Self

as Self

as Mike Bassett

as Self

as Frank Conlon

as Charlie

as Billy

as Eddie McMullen

as Dead Man (voice)

as Self

as Leopold Durant

as Uncle Alfred

as Mike Bassett

as Harold Peach

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Santa

as Self

as Macca Macauley

as Cabbie

as Jim Royle

as Self

as Ezra

as Fibbin' Gibbins

as Buddy

as Gordon

as Self

as Wise

as John Glover

as Jack

as Bobby Grant

as Robert

as Cinders

as Wise

as Tommy

as Self

as Larry

as Warder #1

as Self

as Doctor

as Dennis

as Self