J.R. Bookwalter

as Self

as Self

as Orderly Lance Randas

as Self

as Self

as interviewee

as Lance Randas

as The Chief (voice)

as Harvey Lawson / Crazed Professor

as Alley Drunk

as Tommy Berke

as Gerald Rivers Announcer

as Evidence Room Detective

as Dream Father

as Shemp Movie Director

as Irate Video Store Cashier

as Detective Tremmel / Reverend (voice)

as Carry-Out Customer

as Himself

as Jehova's Witness

as Generic Student #113

as Spinell

as Lloyds

as Production Assistant

as The Guard