Daniel Franzese

as Disheveled Man

as Self

as Self

as Donna Bellissima - Contestant

as Self - Special Guest

as Self

as Boris

as Brendon

as Harwell

as Cute Guy

as Tommy

as Jackson Morrison

as Eddie

as Vern Testaverde

as Tony

as Eddie

as Self - Guest

as Edmond

as Twinkleton (voice)

as Paul Warren

as Stanley

as Self - Guest Judge

as Freddy

as Ziggy Chorofsky

as Self - Guest Judge

as Self - Special Guest

as Self - Audience Member

as Agent Craig

as Big Mikey

as Doug

as Dougie

as Claude Markham

as Big Clive

as National Guardsman

as Jake

as Danny Tripodi

as Damian

as Bar friend

as The Rat

as Abel

as Cousin Derek

as Dean Harden

as Emergency Doctor