Anthony Stewart Head

as Julian Marx

as Alex White

as Gerald

as Sir Simon de Canterville

as Henry

as Stanley

as Lord Sheffield

as Rupert Mannion

as Wizard Con (voice)

as Various Roles

as George

as Edgar Price

as Norman Burgess

as Rupert Thorne

as Self

as Oscar

as Alfred (voice)

as John

as Bill

as Charismatic Mike

as Lord Silvestro Capulet

as Nigel Bowen

as Old Misha Ardonov

as Narrator

as Barry

as Self

as David Weel

as Colin's Father

as Self

as Nigel

as Ed Walker

as Chiron

as Donaldson

as Geoffrey Howe

as Benedict

as Prime Minister

as Stephen

as Will's Dad

as Father

as Self – Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Paracelsus

as Stephen Caudwell

as Nathan Wallace / Repo Man

as Dr. Frank-N-Furter

as Uther Pendragon

as Rupert Giles

as Maurice Riley

as Man in Street Who Greets Todd after Competition (uncredited)

as Mr Colubrine

as Stephen

as Michael

as Tony

as Himself - Narrator

as Baltazar (voice)

as Self

as Sir Walter Elliot

as George

as Prime Minister

as Max Flash

as Detective

as Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

as Ned

as Tom Paine

as Mr Finch

as Narrator

as Self

as Host

as Host

as Victor

as Mr. Andrew Barton

as Michael the PM

as William Benton

as Sam Gervasi

as Stewart Masters

as Dr David Terry

as Professor Third (voice)

as Peter Salter

as Self

as Saint Valentine

as James

as Richard Harper

as Colin Truemans

as Dr. Staretski

as Adam Klaus

as Rupert Giles

as Jimmy Price

as Terry

as Oliver Sampson

as Dominic Elwes

as Pitlock

as Raleigh Gibson

as Simon

as Allan Rothwood

as Bruce Michaelis

as Recording Studio Engineer

as Dudley Fielding

as Rupert

as Chris Patterson

as Phil Norton

as James Sinden

as Ricki

as Ricki

as Recording Studio Engineer

as Wilfred Kirby

as Chief Hook

as Bill

as Anton

as Tony Kroesig

as Weir

as Simon Lovell

as Clive Martel

as Hanslick

as Chief Hook