Dennis Waterman

as Jeremiah Caine

as Minding Person

as Frank Costello

as Jarvis

as Self - Guest

as Gerry Standing

as John Crosby

as Self

as Derek Doubleday

as Ken Grendle

as John Neil

as John Neil

as Frank Moon

as Pete / Kevin

as John Neil

as Self (archive footage)

as John Danson

as Eddy Saxe

as John Neil

as Fiddley Foodle Bird (voice)

as Father Jim

as Thomas Gynn

as Albert Goldthorpe

as Bobbo Patchett

as Bob Jones

as Terry McCann

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Wilfred

as Self

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Peter

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as King Harold II

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Bobby

as Terry Sewell

as Sean Lamb

as Franz Wasserman

as Peter

as Frank

as Frank

as John Sloan

as Stephen Durno

as 2 of Spades

as Richtman

as Goodall

as Dr Bilson

as Richard

as Greg

as Richard

as James Hare

as Dr Bilson

as Gordon

as Ken

as Dalrymple

as Peter

as Robby Baylis

as Lowrie

as Walt

as Chris

as Simon Carlson

as James Anderson

as Photographer

as Joe O'Reilly - Groom

as Peter

as Edward

as Albert Baker

as Pete

as Self

as Mike

as Sean Lamb

as 'Jankers' Yates

as Jimpy

as Terhew

as Mike

as Terry McCann

as Neville Finch

as Timothy Blackthorne, the boy

as Boy in Park

as Norman

as Ted Lewis

as Mickey Donovan

as Tony

as Goodall

as Narrator