Mayf Nutter

as Self

as Prof. Paul Brummette

as Major Portions (voice)

as Ralph Coleman

as Eric Gault / William Blandon

as Zack Bernard

as Gary Maddox

as Nick DeSoto

as P.I. Marty Miller

as Randy

as Parker Winslow

as Narrator

as Richard Packman

as Jenkins

as Jeremiah Stocker

as Narrator

as Narrator (voice)