Mark Wilson

as Self

as Mr. Leonard

as Capt. Conklin

as Wilkie

as Deputy Ruddy

as Detective Sergeant Al 'Moose' Lepinsky

as Herb Jasper

as Large Al

as Regis Leonard

as Jerry Bensinger

as Webber

as The Landlord

as Det. Percy Harris

as Det. Sam Baluzy

as Leo Mintz

as Steve

as The Colonel

as Reporter

as Det. Monroe

as Mookie

as Mac Burley

as Wally Starbuck

as Agent Young

as Callabresse

as Teacher

as Butch

as The Pilot

as Court Clerk

as Ross McMillen

as Sgt. Tom Goodie

as Newscaster

as Glen Braxton

as Bill / Waiter / Bingo Host

as Fred Roberts