Spencer Staggs

as Jeff Bezos (voice)

as Self

as Arnold Schwarzenegger (voice)

as Carlos Fernando

as Kyle Pol

as Marty the Cameraman / Drug Dealer

as Loomis

as Bart

as Interviewer (voice) / Pinocchio (archive footage)

as Dr. Gorgachov / Interviewer

as Marvin

as Kyle Pol

as Freind 1

as Spencer

as Kyle

as Kyle Pol

as Lenford ‘Len’ Cross

as Gideon (voice)