Rupert Everett

as Abraham

as Abraham

as Gelert

as Caiaphas

as Lord Capulet

as Zhal

as Malise Gordon

as Duke of Wellington

as Tagg

as Noël Coward (voice)

as Brian Debehnam

as Patrick

as Tirador

as Charlie

as Self - Guest

as Carroll Quinn

as Giorgio Barbieri

as Sir Hugh Rose

as Demon

as Bernardo Gui

as Oscar Wilde

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Dr. Hendrick

as Ornithologist

as Self

as Self

as Monseñor

as King George

as Narrator

as Lewis Lafoly

as Governor Feron

as Self

as Sota (voice)

as Martin Kendall

as Mark Tietjens

as Self

as Judge Hope

as Lord Edmund St. John-Smythe

as Ferguson

as Camilla Fritton / Captain Archibald Fritton / Fortnam Fritton

as Self

as Self

as Narrator

as Camilla Fritton / Carnaby Fritton

as Secundus

as Prince Charming (voice)

as Self

as Grigory

as Gregor Melekhov

as Mr. Fox (voice)

as Bill Bule

as Self - Guest Host

as Self - Host

as Sherlock Holmes

as Leo Cauffield

as Self

as Malcolm Holmes

as King Charles II

as Prince Charming (voice)

as Charles de Poulignac

as Self

as King Charles I

as Self

as Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont

as Sloan Blackburn (voice)

as Self

as Dirk Simpson

as Algernon “Algy” Moncrieff

as Self

as Nick

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Robert Whittaker

as Narrator (voice)

as Sanford Scolex / Dr. Claw

as Paul Neville

as Oberon

as Lord Arthur Goring

as Christopher Marlowe

as Self

as George Downes

as Self

as Self

as Lord Rutledge

as Prince of Wales

as Jack Lowenthal

as Francesco Dellamorte

as Sasha

as Colin

as Assuerus, aka Horace Walop

as Self

as Self

as James Colt

as Lord Harry Ironminster

as David Lattes

as Self

as Bayardo San Roman

as Constantine Kassanis

as Lancelot

as David Blakeley

as Guy Bennett

as Tim

as George Garforth

as Ram Valensky

as Bank Customer/Blind Man

as Boy at Party

as Jerome Weathersby

as Guy

as Self

as Lord Plural

as Self

as Gary Saint Lazare

as Edmond

as Narrator

as Humphrey Biffen

as Reynolds

as Maurice