Mike Starr

as Father

as Mr. Podkowa

as Eddie Gottlieb

as The Casting Director

as Kurt Walsh

as Self

as Detective Welles

as Gino

as Carl

as Burly

as Dr. Taylor

as Sammy Gallo

as Arthur Herring

as Ripa

as Jim (Chapter 2: Changeless)

as Jolly Santa

as Jerry

as Self

as Harold

as Nicky Pawlowski

as Jerry

as George

as Dominic

as Poochareli

as Balthazar "Bino" Baker

as O'Malley

as Domenico

as Arthur

as Mr. Vanderplatt

as Russell Gertz

as Angelo

as Officer Polansky

as Agent Brady

as Benny Famosa

as John

as Leo "Lips" Moceri

as Yard Guy

as Self

as Bobby Kneecaps

as Melvin Goldberg

as Paulie

as Rafelli

as Lorenzo Galante

as John

as Usher

as JG

as Taxi Driver

as Nelson

as Cop

as Leroy Brown

as Jelly Dinotto

as Anthony

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Det. Russ Millard

as Max Rizzo

as Al

as Chief Lou Carson

as Self

as Roy Gelles

as Frankie Cooper

as Kramer

as Grotti

as Ed Dandos

as Willie

as Vince Robinson

as Bully

as Sal

as Tony

as Block

as Self

as Big Tough Guy God

as Artie Levy

as Monroe Cooper

as Bobby Paterno

as Gil

as Tono

as Bobby Boulevard

as Walter Sznitken

as Mr. Iverson

as Ted Marston

as Theo

as Dot Collins

as Kenny Sandusky

as Dominic Bruno

as Det. Tony Rossini

as Senator Tony Marino

as Mike O'Doole

as Eddie

as Sean

as Tony

as Det. Alex Portman

as Rick

as Pete Mosely

as Crunch Gwiazda

as Walt McGahn

as Young Felipe

as Larry

as Johnny

as Frank

as Albert Salke

as Mahmud Abouhalima

as Big Tim

as Rustler

as C.J., Fat Dude at 2-2 Card Club

as Fritz

as Carl

as Mickey Kinnear

as Henry Dion

as Mike

as Phil Deluca

as Axe

as Cop

as Fitzie

as Frank Muller

as Tierney

as Gus

as Thumper

as Roy Hopkins

as Bert Williams

as Sgt. Zikowski

as Building Super

as Joe Mentaliano

as Georgie Weiss

as Mugger (uncredited)

as Hughie Bonner

as Mike Widmer

as Jojo Ducky (uncredited)

as Francis the Barkeeper

as Newsroom Reporter

as Big Mike

as Mulligan

as Vinnie

as Billy Kriezel

as David Coltrane

as Hanif

as Det. Williams

as Harold

as Tony Cicci

as Tony Scipelli

as Fireman

as Julie Martin

as Officer Hill

as Robert "Frenchy" McMahon

as Frankie

as Pollard

as Tony Halliwell - Truck Driver

as Steven Breck

as Frenchy

as Terry Cattson

as Bum #3

as Superintendent

as Det. Hamilton

as Man #1 - Arthur's Bar

as Hamilton

as First Groucho

as Pooter-the-Clown

as Security Guard

as Auto Worker Bowling Alley #3

as Hardhat

as Mr. Zirella

as Wilson

as Man with Bullhorn

as Doorman

as Crocker

as Sergeant Harry Lang

as Hackett

as Bartender

as Shipping Co-Worker

as Magic Sticks

as Burglar

as Cell Guard #2

as James Bonnell

as Tony

as Lenny

as Man in Alley (uncredited)

as Garrick

as Hood #2

as Ducky

as Rock

as Boone

as Thug #1

as Copa Doorman

as Tom

as Bos'n Cave Johnson

as Patrolman Desher

as Salon Proprietor (uncredited)

as Max

as Stalker