Christopher Robin Miller

as Ranger Kyle McGee

as Hudson

as Vop / Commander Gnorm (voice)

as Reporter

as Hammerhead

as Hammerhead

as Gale

as Hammerhead

as Hammerhead

as Hammerhead

as Pastor Robbins

as Scrooge

as Dexter

as Hob / Santa

as Bob

as Patron #4 (Producer)

as Young Troll

as Virgil

as Phil Pavone

as Ishmael's Son 1 / Jonathan's Voice (voice)

as Jewelry Store Clerk

as Jonah

as Rudy the Hairdresser

as Alysworth (voice)

as Drunk Bar Patron (uncredited)

as Chris