Russell Tovey

as Self

as Barclay Pierre-Dupont

as Deputy Assistant Commissioner Brian Paddick

as Andrew

as Charlie Oldman

as Self - Guest

as Charlie

as Guy

as Russell Tovey

as Billy Brooks

as Colin Colman

as Russell

as Narrator

as Roland

as Dave

as Basil Hallward

as Nathan

as Jake

as Joe

as Steven

as Self - Guest Judge

as Daniel Lyons

as David

as Sergeant George May

as Ray Terrill / The Ray (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Ray Terrill / The Ray (voice)

as Self

as Phil

as Joseph Pitt/Mormon Centre Father/The Angel Europa

as Joseph Pitt/Prior 1/The Eskimo

as Rupert Keynes

as John O'Shea

as Self

as Paul Melly

as Kevin Matheson

as Jason

as Simon Ogilvey

as Ray Terrill / The Ray

as Andy Coulson

as Dog (voice)

as Young Man with Earring

as Ray Terrill / The Ray (uncredited)

as Harry Doyle

as James Freeman

as Ray Terrill / The Ray

as Squirt (Voice)

as Tim

as Jack

as Delivery Man

as George

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Kevin Matheson

as Narrator (voice)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as DS Huw Brydon

as Michael

as Karl Lyndhurst

as Nicky

as Paul

as Dr. Adam Smith

as Footman

as Footman

as Self

as The Albino Pirate (voice)

as Tim

as Midshipman Frame (archive footage)

as Patrick Read

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Steve

as Henry Knight

as Carl

as Tom

as Self - Guest

as George Sands

as Henry Travers

as John Chivery

as Self

as Estate Agent

as Marcus Johnstone

as Midshipman Alonso Frame

as Budgie

as Rudge

as Leslie Durrell

as Narrator

as PC Terence Reed

as Recruit

as Robbie McManus

as Alf

as Jerome Hibbert

as Adam Spengler

as Stable boy

as Self - Panellist

as Dennis Sealey

as Bill

as Lionel Marshall

as Mick

as Sebastian

as Alexander McQueen