Stuart Townsend

as Daemon Benz

as Philip

as Aiden Hart

as Jericho Ford

as Ken Wilber

as Narrator

as Paul

as Ed Tulloch

as Del Gruner

as Babbage

as XIII / Ross Tanner / Steve Rowland

as Buddy Endrow

as Self

as Monican (uncredited)

as Self

as Carl Kolchak

as Olly Pickering

as Ron Weasley / Defeccachi (voice)

as Lucky Charms Leprechaun (voice)

as Guy Malyon

as Dorian Gray

as Vernon

as Will

as Lestat de Lioncourt

as Adam

as Tom

as Declan Trask

as Lark / Gippo the Fool

as Tim

as Dovid Bendal

as Edward - Pastry Chef

as Victor Kelly

as Tom

as Jez

as Dermot