Patti LuPone

as Patti LuPony (voice)

as Patti LuPony

as Self

as Rosie Morsch

as Self

as Self - Lilia Calderu

as Lilia Calderu

as Marjorie Merriweather Post

as Ruby Lane

as Self

as Self

as Mona Wassermann

as Mrs. Deauville

as Self / Joanne

as Self

as Gianna 'Gia' Amato

as "Anything Goes" Performer

as Herself

as Fluor

as Self

as Avis Amberg

as Vocalist

as Yellow Diamond (voice)

as Joyce

as Self (archive footage)

as Yellow Diamond (voice)

as Yia-Yia

as Yellow Diamond

as Frederica Norman

as Florence Berkowitz

as Self

as Patti LuPone

as Mimi Stilton (voice)

as Joan Clayton

as Dr. Seward

as Self

as Yellow Diamond (voice)

as Rita

as Ascension

as Kathy Pizazz

as Joan Ramsey

as Lucia

as Joanne

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Patti LuPone

as Leocadia Begbick

as Ms. Galassini

as Sylvia Rossitano

as Mrs. Weiner

as Fosca

as The Old Lady

as Reno Sweeney (segment "Anything Goes")

as Self - Guest

as Eva Perón (segment "Evita")

as Maggie

as Desiree Armfeldt

as Self

as Emmy Cosell

as Betty Croft

as Nellie Lovett

as Sandy

as Van Klerk

as Sherry Bailey

as Sylvia Levine Polinsky

as Lydia Lebasi

as Miss C. Canzinarra

as Helen

as Joan Marshall

as Patti LuPone

as Herself

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Joanna Saxen

as Grace Cavendish

as Zantalalia

as Alice Dupree

as Zora Crane

as Aunt Nan

as Norma Desmond

as Rita Lang

as Self

as Ruth Miller

as Cheryl Monroe (voice)

as Florine Werthan

as Elizabeth 'Libby' Thacher

as Claudia Alta 'Lady Bird' Taylor Johnson

as Wanda Valentini

as Moll / Mr. Mister’s Daughter

as Elaine

as Rachel Burston

as Lisa D'Angelo

as Lydia Hedberg

as Self

as (uncredited)

as Sharon Walker

as Kitty Duval

as Fosca

as Self (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Self - Performer

as Self - Winner

as Self - Nominee

as Self