James Bartholet

as Noonan

as Self

as The Judge

as Husband

as Bobby America

as James LeBlow

as VR Comedian

as James LeBlow, Casting Director

as Wedding Planner / Elvis

as Self

as Woody

as Albert

as Twisty The Clown

as Cameron

as Concierge / Durand-Durand

as The Director

as Loan Shark

as Music Executive

as King Richard (nonsex)

as Rockin Rick (nonsex)

as Soldier #1

as Mr. Fishman

as Co-Pilot

as Barnes

as Johnny

as Blanch / Camy

as Director

as Lion

as Denny Sigfried (archive footage)

as Henry

as Hank

as Doctor Octopus

as (archive footage)

as Zed

as King (segment "Rumpelstiltskin")

as Mr. Bradcock

as Mr. Drysdale

as Apollo's Manager

as Dr. Otto Octavius

as Doctor Sam Loomis

as Pornologist

as Sergio Bartholetti (nonsex)

as Detective Roush

as Bosley

as The Pimp

as Ned

as Professor

as Principal Biggins

as Danny

as Jacob

as The Balladeer (voice)

as Howard Cunningham

as Terrance - Gay Attendant

as Ruben

as Larry

as Tommy

as Film Professor

as Captain Noonan

as Self