Joseph D. Reitman

as Patrick Connor

as Nikolai

as Barney Gold

as Bogdan

as Tommy Talbot

as The Bearded Man

as Clayton Cook

as George

as Gorefield

as Mario

as Economist

as Lt. Mitgang

as Finn

as Edwin

as Barton Grabowski

as 1st AD

as Luke Adore

as Homeroom Teacher

as Very Bad Santa (as Joseph Reitman)

as Very Bad Santa

as Creepy Ed

as Eric

as Sully Dropo

as Matty (Floor Manager)

as Jensen

as Isaiah

as Buddy

as Prisoner #1

as Lincoln Tate

as Board Op

as Detective

as Colin Berrenson

as Long Haired Smoker

as Mike Bernard

as Boris

as Tiny

as Mummy DJ (uncredited)

as Sky

as Glen

as Vincent

as Record Store Clerk

as Self

as Oatmeal

as Freddy

as Hippie Boy

as Bob Norwood

as Evan Gildea

as Axl

as Bluntman & Chronic Assistant Director

as Male EMT

as Carrot Lover

as Jackass

as Sean Nolan

as Douglas Kosco

as Frankie

as Curtis Weaver

as Radio Station Manager

as Tarkin

as Glen

as Fritz

as Spencer

as Jesse

as Director

as Herb

as Billy, the homeless man

as Student

as Dick

as Delivery Man

as Tommy Keating

as Freshman

as Stoner

as Tom

as Genghis

as Peter