Perry Benson

as Neil

as Marmite

as Ross Kemp (not that one)

as The Driver

as Mick

as Finicky Fred

as Ken

as Martin

as Mickey - Drug Dealer

as Ross Kemp

as Delivery Man

as Terry

as Finicky Fred

as Meggy

as Jimbo

as Self - Guest

as Mr. Harringey

as Ted

as Sefton Wallace

as Brian

as Heston

as Meggy

as Magoo

as Beverly

as Busker

as Dad

as Graham

as Martin

as Meggy

as Clive

as Trading Standards Officer

as Ice Cream Man

as Steve

as Andy

as Perry

as Duke Rothermere

as Nelson

as Fat Alan

as Immigration Officer

as Tony

as Bones

as Mean Murphy Knuckles

as Coxswain

as Douglas

as Terry

as Henry Livingstone

as Freddy Gorgeous

as Paul

as John Graftin

as Gordon

as Kevin

as Second Watch

as Carly

as Marc Carpenter

as Daft Ned, a Peasant

as Pigeon Vendor

as Spaz

as Jack Trent

as Sammy Lee

as Gaz

as Andrew

as Victor

as Page Boy

as Tiny

as Formby

as Timmy

as Boy on Stairs

as Trevor

as Peter

as Trevor

as Jimmy