Miles Dougal

as Nelson

as Moretti

as Samuel

as Self

as Charles Manson

as Self

as Roy the Nanny Guru (segment "Baby Cakes")

as Hobo / Floyd

as Jerry Schmit

as Greg

as Zog

as Burt

as Frisco

as Bronze Bronzeman

as Desk Clerk

as Elvis

as Carl

as Liam Segal

as Brian / Spongehead

as Creepy Flasher